Form - It's like an episode of the X-Files if it were mind-numbingly boring.
F/X - I missed them because I was thirsty.
Acting - Julianne Moore is like ghetto Jodie Foster, which is sort of cool but not really.
Mise en scene - See form.
Quotables - It's similar to Willow. People keep going "gimmie back my bay-bay!" the entire duration of the film.
Cool stuff - The internet went out, so we couldn't watch it on Netflix anymore.