Film #28: The Forgotten (2004)

Plot - This film sucks. Evidently I missed the only part where somebody gets abducted because I went to get a glass of water.

Form - It's like an episode of the X-Files if it were mind-numbingly boring.

F/X - I missed them because I was thirsty.

Acting - Julianne Moore is like ghetto Jodie Foster, which is sort of cool but not really.

Mise en scene - See form.

Quotables - It's similar to Willow. People keep going "gimmie back my bay-bay!" the entire duration of the film.

Cool stuff - The internet went out, so we couldn't watch it on Netflix anymore.

1.5/7